I woke up to stiff linen sheets, the smell of antiseptic, and a beautiful Asian woman staring at me.
"Good morning, Jenni!" she said, somehow managing to pronounce the ‘i’. "I’m Nurse Suki. How are we feeling today?"
Suki didn’t look like a real nurse. Her uniform looked a Halloween costume, and a knowing smile played around lips plastered with too bright a lipstick. She looked… familiar.
"Ummm… confused. Where am I, and how did I get here?"
"You’re at The Hospital, Jenni. You’ve been selected for our nursing program."
"What? Okay, first off, my name is Dr. Gallegos. Jennifer to my friends. Never Jenni.”
"Your chart says Jenni." I swore I’d heard her voice before.
"Well, it’s wrong. Second, why would I want to become a nurse? I’m a doctor. I specialize in orthopedic surgery."
"That doesn’t matter, Jenni. I used to be a neurologist, but I’m much happier being a nurse. You’ll be much happier too."
Neurologist? Now I remembered where I knew her from.
"You’re Dr. Toshiro Sakura! We met at that conference in Dallas, remember?"
"I used to be, Jenni. Now I’m Nurse Suki. It’s so much better to be a nurse. When I was a doctor, I was always busy and stressed. I never got to have any fun. As a nurse, all I need to do is obey the doctors and see to my patients’ every needs. I get fucked all the time now, and it always feels so good.”
I stared at her. This had to be a joke, right? My residents were going to all jump out and laugh at me any moment now. Any moment now. Any moment.
"Well, I’m… happy for you, I guess, but that doesn’t sound like my cup of tea, so I’m just going to leave, thanks."
"I’m sorry, Jenni, but I’m afraid participation is mandatory." Suki pulled out a pocket watch, and began swinging it back and forth. I should have simply gotten up and left, but my eyes were locked on that watch, and somehow I didn’t want to look away.
"Now keep your eyes on the swinging watch. Just watch it go back and forth, and let Nurse Suki teach you everything you need to know about your new life here. You’re just going to love being a nurse."
And that, Staci, is how I joined The Hospital’s nursing program. I’m so much happier being a nurse. Being a doctor is hard and boring, but all a nurse needs to do is look pretty and follow orders. I get so much cock and pussy now, and it always feels so good. Now just keep your eyes on the swinging watch and Nurse Jenni will tell you all about your new life here. You’re going to make a wonderful nurse.
Just a wonderful piece all the way around.